I GROWED OLD !!!!
I'm as old as my grandpa.
How this happened, I don't know.
But I know I've had lots of birthdays.
though the months and the years go so slow.
I know when I look in the mirror
I look different than I did in the past.
Old photos just make me unhappy
because I was hoping that my looks would last.
If I could go back to my 20s
with the things I know now in my head ,
I wouldn't be so shy and so bashful
and more women might end up in my bed.
But now I'm as old as my grandpa
when my grandpa was as old as me
and I'll never again be a youngster
so no choice but to be what I see
This past Monday I was looking up a local podiatrist and before I could even get on the website I had to verify I was not a robot . I had to look at some confusing vague photos and answer questions. It took three tries to get the right answer, albeit I was positive I had the right answer on my 1st and 2nd attempts.
Then a Ninja Block notice appeared on the screen and the screen went blank. What the hell is a Ninja Block? Do I look like a teenage mutant turtle or some kind of blender or food processor ?
The screen went blank so I started all over again... I got the robot question correct on my first try .
Now I was asked do I accept all cookies? Do I reject all cookies ? Do I want to manage preferences? WTF is this about? Actually I was in the mood for a red velvet whoopie pie . What the hell. !!! I'll accept them all the cookies. So I hit accept.
I finally got on the website of the podiatrist. They were closed on Mondays.
