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SURGERY
Posted On 07/06/2025 03:54:42
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I had double inguinal hernia surgerty last week. I'm walking ok but my surgeon said to hold off on Bungeee jumping, figure skating and bowling for a few weeks. 
As the Papillon Enclave in the Sixteenth Chapel is soon to begin, odds makers in Las Vegas are already predicting who might win . The longshot candidates should not be ruled out include Shlomo O'Brien, Bubba Bernstein, and Enrique Zimmerman.
With the rising prices and shortages of eggs, it was only a matter of time before ABA (American Bovine Association ) advocated the use of cow eggs.
High in protein and low in cholesterol , cow eggs make a wonderful substitute for those hen pecked eggs folks are used to eating.
While some ranchers are protesting the use of their cattle for egg consumption, ABA spokesperson, Linda Cohen, known as L.C. the Cow will not kow tow to these meat packing dude ranchers and farmers and that's no bull.
YES, INDEED. Spring has sprung here on Long Island. I saw my first sighting of a robin this morning...a sure sign of spring. The little fella was encased in some ice that hasn't melted yet but still....a sure sign that spring is here.
One of my neighbors who doesn't speak too much English gives my wife and I at times some delicious Asian dishes she cooks for her sons but cooks extra for us. I had some very tasty food recently with mushrooms and I think tofu and some stuff that looked like cubes of potatoes and beef. I thanked her the next day and said I really loved this soft beef in the dish but she said there was no meat but she put in bamboo. !!!! Bamboo? Bamboo ? !!!!! What does she think? I'm a panda? !!!! Ooy Vey. I have to find out from one of her sons what the hell I'm eating . !!!!
A acquaintance of mine who I believe is jealous of my diverse vocabulary asked me if I knew of a word in the English language where all the vowels were in alphabetical order. I asked him if he was trying to be facetious.
Governor Hochul in New York has asked that some of the criminally insane prisoners be transferred to the Creedmoor Psychiatric Nut House in Queens Village, NY ...BUT all the rooms were filled with squirrels.
So my daughter got a bunch of used and unused baby clothes from a friend for my granddaughter. In the bags of clothes was a brand new adult size shirt that fit me fine BUT the freaking buttons were on the left side !!!!! It's a woman's shirt I found out. Still, if the shirt fits, wear it.
Last night I had a dream that I ate a bag of potato chips and didn't offer any to my wife . She got very angry at me for not offering her any . She had a similar dream last night too that she ate a bag of potato chips. Only her chips were sour cream and I like honey barbecue as to why I didn't offer her any. Tonight I plan on dreaming about White Castle hamburgers with ketchup but no onions or pickles. She likes ketchup and pickles on hers. I hope we both don't awake with her angry at me again in the morning. .!!!!
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