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So I had dinner the other night in this place I often eat at and I had a bay leaf in my soup. IN MY SOUP !!! OMG. I could have cut my tongue or gums on it. Do I have to examine my food every time I eat there IF I decide to eat there again. My wife did apologize and said she'd be more careful when she cooks.
Scientists at the American Museum of Natural History and the National Academy of Science have concluded beyond a doubt how the pyramids s in Egypt were built .....and not by human beings ...nor by extraterrestrials as some pundits have theorized.
The simple answer is to look no further than our petite little friends who can carry up to fifty times their weight, our sometimes annoying friends who use a team effort and work together and devote their lives to their queen. Yes, the multi trillions of the members of the family, Formicidae...and more specifically , ...Camponotus herculeonus .....your friendly carpenter ant !!!!!
There's scientific proof now that these darling insects are responsible for building the pyramids for the sole reason to encapsulate their beloved queens . Tons of sugar have been found within these gargantuan tombs as well as fossilized ant foot prints within the walls of the pyramids. If humans had the strength and loyalty and worked in such harmony as an ant, bridges connecting all the continents would probably be a reality today.
I brought up a bag of sugar from our basement my wife wanted and it had gotten hard so she was tediously chopping away at it with a knife and spoon .
After getting almost nowhere, she went upstairs to rest and I decided to help and poured the sugar in a big pot and covered it and heated it for 15 minutes so it would get softer......I'm in the dog house now.
After the unexpected earthquake in our New York City area, I found no evidence of any damages in our home, though shaken but but not stirred for about 10 seconds.
However, after careful observation, I realized the ship in a painting in a bedroom was sailing in the other direction.
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FLACO
Posted On 03/28/2024 02:56:33
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FLACO, a Eurasian Eagle owl who escaped from the Central Park Zoo in New York City was found dead on the ground after a collision with a building. This beloved Flaco , became somewhat of a celebrity owl made famous from his many appearances all over Manhattan. He has received the honor of being raised posthumously to that of Eagle Scout.
I wasn't sure but now I'm positive....B positive to be exact ...I just found out my blood type. I was hoping for an A minus but being B positive is close enough.......But what is not good to me was after googling B positive blood, I read that red meat and dairy products should be avoided with people with this blood type. Now I'm not so positive having this blood.
NEW BLUE TOOTH TRACKING DEVICE Many car manufacturers are providing a new tracking device for when you can't find your car in a parking lot. These new devices will allow you to hear an electronic voice instead of a beep that says, "I'm over here, you stupid idiot. "
Universal Studios is proud to announce the opening of a feature film this coming Easter which combines the classic adventures of two well known characters. Alice in Wonderland will be following a yellow brick road while Dorothy and Toto will encounter a cat who blows smoke rings. Yes, these two beloved heroines will be entertaining audiences in this fantastic role reversal movie this spring.
While Universal studios will not reveal the plot, some of the story line that has been leaked out is Alice falling in love with one of the Lollipop kids and forming an alliance with the mayor of Munchkin City to impeach Glinda, a good witch and forever ban her from Munchkin Land with the aid of an army of flying monkeys.
In the meantime, Dorothy, along with her runt of a dog forms a conspiracy theory with a mad hatter and a rabbit and poison the Queen of Hearts at a tea party . Dorothy convinces some singing flowers to be part of large field of a lucrative cannabis crop while she introduces some long horned Asian beetles to feast on painted rose bushes.
Taylor Swift will be portraying Alice in this epic movie while the role of Dorothy will be played by Margot Robbie according to a preliminary report from Universal Studios.
INVASION OF NORTHEAST USA BORDER
Along the coasts of New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts , bands of real lofty rum drinking pirates have sailed into the harbors, with chants of Yo Ho Ho.
Aside from disrupting the economy's supply chains, these rowdy vagabonds demand better accommodations than their seafaring vessels provide in their search for trinkets and doubloons, gold, and other pirate booty.
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