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Years ago I dated a girl named Ana who was one of five quintuplets. She was the first to be born and to avoid confusion her parents named her ANA 1 . After ANA 2 and ANA 3 were born, the last two quintuplets were delivered at exactly the same time. Her parents named each of them TAI .
TAI seemed more logical than naming the last two quintuplets ANA WAYWEGO.
Hand writing experts have found some manuscripts from an old castleĀ in Transylvania that has been closed up with fences around it for decades .Ā Some scientists believe that a vampire once lived in that castle. The manuscripts discoveredĀ are believed to beĀ the cursiveĀ of Dracula .Ā
So I was in a Costco today shopping with my wife and was hungry for one of their tasty giant hot dogs and oversized roll for an unbeatable $1.50 which includes a large refillable drink. My wife said she'd stop for a hot dog later when I'd order another one for me.
There was just one customer in front of me facing the cashier and my wait seemed ridiculously long but I saw the one cashier wrapping and bagging hot dog after hot dog after hot dog. Was this guy in front of me feeding an army?
It turned out he had bought 75 hot dogs and when he turned around carrying them in two shopping bags, I recognized the guy was Joey Chestnut. !!!!!
I went with my sister-in law named Claire Lee to my family internist. Claire is switching doctors and my wife couldn't go with her. Claire wanted one of us to take her as she doesn't drive. My neighbor two doors away, Lorraine Hammond, happened to be a patient before my sister-in -law.
While sitting with my sister-in-law, I saw my neighbor walk out of one of the examining rooms and heard the doctor say "I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone. "
RARE MANUSCRIPT FOUND !!!Ā Ā
Well, a new book will soon appear in bookstores by the famous author , De. Seuss after some unknown works of his was discovered. . The book is about a person's luggage that accidentally fell in an opening on a ship's deck during a cruise.
The luggage was snagged out by one of the crewmen using a hook and was intact with no damage and given back to the elated passenger.
ThisĀ new Dr. Seuss book is titled "The Catch in the Hatch. "
WHO WILL WIN THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL ? The entries in the 2024 Olympics in the "How long can you hold your breath underwater " competition has reached new heights....or in this case depths.
Several contestants were disqualified for wearing scuba gear with oxygen tanks. Of the three leaders so far, unfortunately two of these athletes have drowned so their winning times do not count.
SHE ASKS ME WHY I'M JUSTĀ A HAIRY GUYĀ
July 5th....Wee wee recall as the date that will go down in the piddles of history when many men were relieved of the waz. Yes, July 5th we celebrate the birthday of Saint Uri Nate of a Sissy.
He was born as a Pee on but widdled himself to become a whiz in the streams of tinkling. Saint Uri Nate was a man born in the toilets of the poor but rose to the cesspools of the rich and famous. Indeed , heeding the call of nature enabled Saint Uri Nate to pass water instead of wetting his own bed pants.
His work in the field of leakage has made him the Father of Enlarged Prostates.
I had a very expensive suit altered recently on the upper West side of Manhattan that had to be altered slightly that I bought for a black tie wedding. After trying it on at home , I realized I wasn't happy with the alterations and with days before the wedding. I had to bring it back to be altered again (no charge) but had to go to Hackensack, New Jersey. . ..Well what do you know? I went to a tailor of two cities.
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