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I&#039;M SO VEIN
Posted On 01/26/2025 12:37:15

So I went to see my internist as some of these spider veins on my knees seem more prominent and unsightly. My doc said no need to worry but recommended an arachnologist for me to see whose website I looked up.

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DOG DAY AFTERNOON
Posted On 01/16/2025 12:25:05

So I went with a friend who was looking for a puppy at this animal shelter on Long Island. None we looked at she was interested and as we were leaving said to a worker there, "Have a great day." She misunderstood what I said thinking I said great Dane and said to wait a moment and brought me this huge puppy.
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TASTY WATERS
Posted On 01/10/2025 02:59:58

Aquamarine scientists at the Sea of Galilee have recently discovered these waters contain an incredible number of the appetizing species of fish called Pesach ickythyoraus , better known as the gefilte fish .
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RESEARCH STUDY
Posted On 01/03/2025 07:42:28

So this new research study on Pepto Bismol I saw advertised was paying several thousand dollars to the few people in this study. In addition ,the ad said these people would be constipated for any travel expenses.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Posted On 12/31/2024 12:39:17

HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO  EVERYONE THAT READS THIS .....and to those that don't too. 

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TOO MUCH CAKE
Posted On 12/12/2024 09:55:30



I thought my wife was getting too fat from baking cakes all the time and eating such big portions. I was going to the supermarket every week to purchase flour with brands like Pillsbury, Gold Medal, King Arthur, Heckers, and others.
My wife must have tried them all . But she was getting so fat that I stopped buying these items for her and she said to me ...............................'You don't bring me flours anymore. "
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THANKSGIVING AT GRANDMA&#039;S HOUSE
Posted On 11/25/2024 12:06:47
The day of Thanksgiving
was finally here
but Johnny's grandmother
had a pain in her rear.
She couldn't even open
her recipe book
or prepare any meal
she had wanted to cook.
The pain from her hemorrhoids
was just so severe
she muffled her cries
so Johnny couldn't hear.
Her Motrin did nothing
and the cremes she applied
did little to quell
her deep pain inside.
Her plans for the turkey
little Johnny would eat
was like a rock in the freezer
she dare not reheat.
And then little Johnny
had a wonderful thought
He defrosted a drumstick
his grandmother had bought.
"I think you'l feel better".
he said to his granny
"If you shove this huge drumstick
way up in your fanny".
And just moments later,
came an encouraging word
"My ass feels much better"
is what little Johnny heard.
Then seeing the smile
from his grandma's relief
he opened the frig
and took out a corned beef.
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OPTOMETRIST SCANDAL
Posted On 10/12/2024 02:12:27

My eye doctor was arrested last week for lewd behavior . Apparently he was observing some patients with a naked eye. I was always wary of seeing Dr. Twittle. For some reason, I was never comfortable seeing an eye doctor whose door said TWITTLE D..D. on it.
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LET ME LISTEN
Posted On 09/22/2024 03:35:17
I went to Madison Square Garden last night to see comic Sebastian Malicasco who put on a great show after two other opening acts. Sebastian was much finnier than the other two (who were ok ) . I had great seats facing the huge screen.
BUT this woman sitting next to me kept shrieking like some Jurassic Park pterodactyl and screaming and yelling so much I could not hear many of the lines spoken by the comic. Finally I got brave enough and asked my wife to please tone it down a bit.
(OhOh .. Don't tell my wife I posted this. )
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