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" DOESN'T HAVE A POINT OF VIEW,KNOWS NOT WHERE HE'S GOING TO"
I have been seriously looking into starting a new career that involves a lot of traveling, meeting new people, tasting new foods, visiting popular sites, and getting arrested. I'm talking about becoming a professional protester. This can be a very lucrative career. It requires no more education than a high school diploma and requires absolutely that the applicant is not at all contentious. Like myself, applicants should be unbiased and totally ignorant of national and world news , other cultures, and especially politics. Is the Whig party still around is about my political acuity.
Now my cousin Wayne, has been a professional protester for many years. He has no religious, racial, political, spiritual, etc or any affiliations. Wayne has traveled all over the world and joined in protests and marches. His marches and protests include all kinds of solidarity actions, civil rights, animal rights, police brutality, gun legislation, the Me Too movement, climate change, immigration, and even a protest in Auckland, New Zealand where he gets free air fare and meals while he's working there.
Wayne has been to protests in London many times, dozens of times at the White House, City Hall, and Gracie Mansion in Manhattan among others on his protest resume. He's been arrested 63 times from everything to blocking traffic on bridges to illegal camping. His marches include the March of Dimes and the March of the Wooden Soldiers.
He is presently in Hong Kong having no idea why he is there but just doing his job as a protester. I can't wait to talk to my cousin to ask how delicious the sweet and sour pork is there.
Most people are very familiar with olive oil and its multitude of uses in cooking and recipes and it's nutritious benefits. You might find an olive tree in an Olive Garden restaurant but olive trees are mostly found in the Mediterranean Basin , Arabian Peninsula, parts of China and the Canary Islands.
On an olive tree, the male stamen,(the reproductive organ), of that feathery olive flower is called a bluto. From this bluto, agricultural scientists have discovered an amazing oil. This oil which is secreted by the bluto is known as Popeye Oil. It has nothing to do with spinach ,albeit its properties promote even more health and stamina.
Popeye Oil is rich in iron, testosterone, calcium, Vitamin D3 and androgen building proteins for bigger muscles and increased sex drive. It is also very low in fat, has no cholesterol, and is gluten free. Popeye Oil has what is described as a nutty flavor. It's tastiest in a marinade on beef, pork, chicken, and lamb, and gives salads a nice zing too.
The price of Popeye Oil can be a bit hefty as a lot of work and expense goes into what is called "milking" a bluto. A 4 ounce bottle retails for about ten dollars in specialty stores , finer supermarkets, GNC retailers and Vitamin World stores.
But just remember the slogan, "There's no need to toil when you take Popeye Oil."
Oh what a horrible morning
oh what a disgusting day
I got a sickening feeling
misery is heading my way
There's a large cockroach in my bath tub
There's a house centipede on the door
There's a huge spider inside my toilet
and a mouse just ran by on the floor
I just can't wait til the evening
when I get ready for bed
I hope that my house guest mosquitoes
will bite somewhere else than my head
SQUIRRELS BITE VISITORS NEAR BATTERY PARK CITY PLAYGROUND
SQUIRRELS ARE BITING PEOPLE NEAR A PLAYGROUND IN LOWER MANHATTAN, ACCORDING TO THE BATTERY PARK CITY AUTHORITY. 📷Squirrels are biting people in Battery Park City this week, local officials said in a notice.
BATTERY PARK CITY, NY — Squirrels have bitten about half a dozen people in the past week near a Battery Park City playground, according to the state government agency that runs the park.
The Battery Park City Authority received the reports of squirrel bites near the Rockefeller Park Playground at Murray Street and River Terrace, according to a community notice posted Aug. 9.
"We are taking steps to address this situation, including coordinating with the New York City Health Department," BPC representative Nicholas Sbordon
If you're approached by a squirrel, don't even hesitate for a moment...just give him or her your nuts or other food you might be carrying. Peanut butter seems to calm their aggressive nature too.
NEVER call them a rat with a tail. They'll gouge your eyes out before you can say Bullwinkle Moose
FRIED TURKEY BUTTS. Time for a real treat if you never tasted one of these rear ends. Turkey butts, also called Turkey Tails, (and sold in finer butchers and delis as well as supermarkets everywhere ), make a succulent lunch, dinner,or UNhealthy snack. Unfortunately they are very high in fat but frying reduces the fat content by about 30%. Turkey butts are the crispiest, juciest, and most tasty part of the bird. They can be deep fried,barbecued, smoked, stir fried, or added to soups. They are not ..repeat...NOT a health food but can be enjoyed in moderation. We are at a time when some of us are eating parts of animals in an attempt to support sustainable agriculture as well as to rediscover and enjoy foods of our ancestors. ...SO....don't be an asshole and get your fanny off the chair and buy some turkey butts.
With lengths reaching 100 feet long, the blue whale,(Balanoptera musculus), is the largest of all whales .It has a penis ranging from 7-12 feet long and 12-14 inches wide. That's one hell of a bologna pony. Their testicles alone can weigh one ton. Eating whale meat is taboo in many parts of the world and that includes the humpback, and sperm species. Now I guess you want to know what whale meat taste like. Well, whale eaters say it tastes like reindeer which is no help. Who eats reindeer? Actually parts of the whale can be quite rubbery and have a nutty flavor. The tails and belly meat are often cured in salt to bring out the natural whale flavor with a lot of spices added. The skin and blubber known as muktuk can be eaten raw or cooked. If you like sushi, then try eating it raw. But real whale food addicts say the tastiest part of the whale is its penis...(male whales that is), or possibly any transgender whales or some that have undergone sex changes. Whale penis is said to be heads and fins above other whale body parts according to gourmet experts. The blue whale penis is rated the best tasting by the International Oceanographic Institute (IOI) in Helsinki, Finland. Whale connoisseurs insist on only blue whale dicks when ordering their Whale of a Meal dinners at their Arthur Treachers ,Red Lobster , and Long John Silvers in Greenland and other fine seafood establishments around the world. .
Home Depot is introducing its most natural, most fertile, plush living and bedroom flooring available. At the expense of workers over seas,battling the heat, man eating wild animals ,excruciating mosquito and tse tse fly bites, and blood sucking leeches. Home Depot brings to you direct from the Djambala Plateau in the Republic of Congo......dirt. We're not talking any dirt. This pristine loam is the purest dirt on the market getting an A Plus rating from the Ream Soil Testing Services.
This symbiotic mixture of clay, sand, and other decaying substances and organisms including worms, grubs, and diminutive pseudoscorpions plus other non parasitic organisms will add natural beauty to and liven up any room in your home. You can even grow your own plants,fruits and vegetables ,albeit not recommended by Home Depot as they will attract insects or animals. Home Depot advises dirt floor owners to spray Roundup Weed and Grass Killer to keep your dirt looking gorgeous.
Your dirt floor will feel so natural that you will never miss your carpet, tiles, or wooden, linoleum, or vinyl floor. No need to mop ,wax, or vacuum anymore. No more scuff marks or messy red wine stains to worry about. Embrace this union of simplicity and luxury. Your house guests will love it. This is the way nature intended us to live.
Home Depot is not satisfied in bringing you just the latest in dirt flooring. Beach front flooring with crystal clear sands imported from Wai-Ki-Ki Beach in Hawaii will be available by mid 2020. Desert flooring will be available in 2021 with the finest and driest most arid blends of sand from the Sahara, Gobi. Saudi Arabian, and Kalahari Deserts. For a real touch of class, bathroom floors using the stones from the Pyramid of Giza may be available this coming January pending new Trump tariffs and geological restrictions.
BUT why wait? Get you orders in now for the dream floor of your future. . Order your dirt floor today from Home Depot. There's no ceiling on how high this dirt floor phenomenon might get.
ZIPLOC, the first name in reusable zipper storage bags, has expanded its line of products into family planning or perhaps better labeled as the less parenting business. This new item that is produced by S.C. Johnson is now being shipped to retail stores all across America and reaching consumers where they can purchase this exciting and almost fool proof ZIPLOC prophylactics.
These prophylactics have earned the Cat House Keeping Seal and have been endorsed by Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Anthony Weiner,and Bill Clinton. They have also been given their approval for minors by the NAAA, (National Abortion Association of America).
These plastics. not rubbers, as condoms are often referred to, are 75% effective and even up to 85% effective with the use of K-Y or similar spermicidal sprays. If the wearer is not concerned about spilling a few 'beans", then these "Trojan Horse" of prophylactics is the right choice . These ZIPLOC bags make the "Rough Rider" brand of condoms look like an ice skating rink. There is no slipping and sliding here. As singer Johnny Mathis would say regarding birth control or venereal disease, "chances are your Chancres are awfully good.
The only caveat here is that the wearer of this ZIPLOC product will require a few seconds of C.I. (Coitus Interruptus), to install the ZIPLOC prophylactic correctly (instruction manual included in every box), but this should not interfere with any romance or wild lustful rhythms going on in or out of the sack.
So guys and gals, Ziploc over to your favorite CVS, Walgreens, etc. or even a Walmart or Target soon for some enjoyable protection with a name you can trust....most of the time, anyway.
Grown in tropical conditions and a relative if the fig, mulberry, and breadfruit, there exists a fruit some describe as having the consistency of pulled chicken or pork. They average 10-25 pounds but can weigh up to 100 pounds and be 3 feet long. Holy Watermelon. Now if you're like me ,you don't know Jack shit about this huge fruit. I'm talking about a jackfruit. I had heard of jackfruit before but never seen one until today at an Asian supermarket where I noticed some near a display of another exotic fruit I have seen there called dragon fruit. Raw and ripe jackfruit is said to taste like a pineapple, banana ,papaya, or mango.
Seeing and touching a jackfruit for the first time in my life is a thrill I cannot describe in words. All I can say is that this experience has rivaled such events in my life as seeing the rings of Saturn through a telescope for the first time, tasting a shrimp wrapped in bacon, my first close encounter of the sexual kind, seeing an inverted rainbow after a sun shower, getting my Amazing Sea Monkeys I ordered from the back of a comic book ad. Yes..this titillation I experienced today from the jackfruit has given my life a new meaning. I wish to explore other ancient and modern wonders and marvels of the universe. Jackfruit tastes and smells to many people like Wrigley Juicy Fruit Gum. But whether an ingredient called isoamyl acetate is used by Wrigley found in both jackfruits and Juicy Fruit gum, is to this day one of the world's greatest mysteries like the Loch Ness Monster or Abominable Snowman. Anybody ever eat a jackfruit? I'll stick with my Pink Lady Apple,thank you very much.
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